The Human Swiss Army Knife. Ian Ray is a Texan first and a Californian second, chronologically speaking. He has studied in the fine arts of Information Technology, and is a text book example of what happens when you begin building computers at the age of 13. When he is not sitting behind the screen, you can usually find Ian training outside in nature’s gym. Although he will be carrying several electronic devices, adapters, and cables with him that can connect a tin can to the nearest satellite.