Profiles

I turn coffee into code and bugs into “features.” Been wrangling WordPress since 2024, which is basically a lifetime in internet years.

My debugging process: try something, Google it, try what Google said, realize I had a typo, question my life choices, fix the typo, pretend I knew what I was doing all along.

Fun fact: I’ve said “it works on my machine” more times than I’ve had hot dinners. Also, I absolutely did not just Google “how to center a div” for the 847th time.