Profiles

I suffer from a rare and debilitating condition where I cannot leave a website unoptimised, a logo slightly off-center, or a kick drum that isn’t sitting perfectly in the mix. Doctors have yet to name it. I suspect it’s just OCD wearing an ADHD hat.

By day I architect WordPress sites, hunt rogue Core Web Vitals, and pixel-push brand identities into submission. By night I disappear into Ableton, where the same obsessive energy that makes me rewrite a CSS rule fourteen times translates surprisingly well into sculpting a bassline for three hours at 2am.

I thrive in chaos, work best under deadline pressure I created myself, and have approximately forty browser tabs open at all times — each one important, none of them finished.

I’ve been building things on the web since the early 2000s, back when putting a site together meant wrestling with HTML tables and hoping for the best. When WordPress 1.0 landed I was there, and I never really left.